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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: May 9, 2008 7:57am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: What the hell is with kids today?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/05/09/corpse.abuse.ap/index.html

"Hey, Earl, all we need is a shovel, flashlight, pruning shears and a 1/4 ounce. C'mon it'll be fun."

"Alas, poor Yorik, I knew him well. Now pass the Zippo."

This post was modified by SomeDarkHollow on 2008-05-09 14:57:55

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Poster: Uncle Kryss Date: May 11, 2008 4:21pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the hell is with kids today?

When I was a kid something happened in Milpitas. Some kids found a body down by the river and kept it a secret. Viewing it each day as it decomposed. WTF ?

Of course Hollywood later made a movie about it called "RIVER'S EDGE"...

This post was modified by Uncle Kryss on 2008-05-11 23:21:09

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Poster: William Tell Date: May 9, 2008 3:24pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the Hell is with the Forum today?

Of course, it's just like any other day...

A bunch of us dumb asses lamenting the dumber asses that inflict themselves on us.

Ah, somethings, indeed, never do change. I for one, am all the more glad for it.

This was just a too funny thread to happen upon at the close of my Friday. Thanks to one and all for making it so.

You do me proud.

I only wish I had been here to bring it down a notch or two; the only thing missing was some male drooling over a sexy moderator...I am always happy to supply the drool.

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: May 9, 2008 4:36pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: And now for something more completely different (William Tell Tribute)

To be continued....


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Poster: William Tell Date: May 9, 2008 4:52pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: And now for something more completely different (William Tell Tribute)

Hey thanks, NC--that brings a tear to my eye...you and HF speaking well of me is all I could hope for...at least, I hope I am right in taking it that way.

But, I am a relatively well trained dumbass, so don't let it go to your head.

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: May 11, 2008 12:10pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: And now for something more completely different (William Tell Tribute)

loner.jpg

Complete

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Poster: William Tell Date: May 12, 2008 5:56am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: And now for something more completely different (William Tell Tribute)

Ah, my girlish figure...haven't looked that good in years...too many parking lot burritos, and alas, those tights don't fit anymore.

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Poster: high flow Date: May 9, 2008 3:33pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the Hell is with the Forum today?

I resent being called dumb.....ass I can live with.

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Poster: cousinkix1953 Date: May 10, 2008 1:55am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the hell is with kids today?

Didn't we have a Secretary of State's juvenile brat kid, who raped a corpse at a Los Angeles funeral home in the 90s? Thats one sick horny little bastard too...

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Poster: august_wst Date: May 9, 2008 7:31am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the hell is with kids today?

nothing's new under the sun. some guy in my area did it 30 years ago

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: May 9, 2008 7:43am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the hell is with kids today?

Now we have at least two bone-heads who thought this would be a good idea? Sometimes I really wonder about our ability to evolve.

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Poster: august_wst Date: May 9, 2008 7:56am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the hell is with kids today?

well, if you want to get philosophical about it, it feeds right in to evolution. the strongest survive and gloat over the spoils left behind by the dead. defacing anything that speaks for the previous inhabitants.

kind of bring to mind the opening scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey where the proto-human bashes the skulls of the dead with a femur and howls in celebration of its own omnipotence and superiority.

...or not

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: May 9, 2008 8:06am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the hell is with kids today?

Exactly.

De-Evolution.

At this pace someone will say "Hey, let's all remove our opposable thumbs. That'll be fun."

But then the guy next to him will say "But, how will we light up our skull bong?"

Ah, the irony.

This post was modified by SomeDarkHollow on 2008-05-09 15:06:37

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Poster: august_wst Date: May 9, 2008 8:11am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the hell is with kids today?

it begs the question:

without opposable thumbs how would the monkey get the locomotive under control

(there, that should satisfy the "what does this have to do with the dead?!" people)

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: May 9, 2008 8:14am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the hell is with kids today?

well done.


10 extra bonus points.

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Poster: Earl B. Powell Date: May 9, 2008 8:50am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the hell is with kids today?

Yeah, what's with this fascination with skulls and such, huh?

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Poster: high flow Date: May 9, 2008 9:34am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the hell is with kids today?

Skullbong.....great band name....it's available too!

In the movie Half-Baked they had names for their bongs....Billy Bong Thornton...Wesley Pipes.......

I'd call this one Agent Skully...from X-Files

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: May 9, 2008 9:39am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the hell is with kids today?

Agent Skully? That is wrong on many different levels, but still perfect.

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Poster: bluedevil Date: May 9, 2008 9:53am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the hell is with kids today?

I'll say it if no one else will:

Skullfuck.

That'd make a great name for an album.

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Poster: amosearle Date: May 9, 2008 9:32am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the hell is with kids today?

I can't remember the name of the pot movie where Billy Bob Thornton says " You guys are the dumbest sons of bitches in the dope dealing business, and that's saying something!"

We apparently have no ability to keep the kids these days from growing up dumber than their ignorant parents who were too stupid to have kids in the first place.

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Poster: rastamon Date: May 9, 2008 9:57am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the hell is with kids today?

why do earls get picked on?? ;)
skulls are pretty holish- aaay?
wunder how they did it....

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Poster: august_wst Date: May 9, 2008 7:31am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the hell is with kids today?

nothing's new under the sun. some guy in my area did it 30 years ago